Music
VHS or BETA: Cant believe a single word (Bronques Remix)
I love love love this track! If you've got good headphones, put em on!
VHS or BETA: Can't Believe a Single Word(Bronques Remix)\
Movies
Hard Candy: 2005, Directed by David Slade
I picked this up randomly at blockbuster because, you know, it has little red riding hood in a bear trap on the cover. Very catchy. Turns out its one of the best movies I've seen all year. Intense, emotional, featuring an almost too clever dialogue. Nonetheless, must see. Heres a link to the trailer:
Hard Candy: Trailer
In Other News
Someone is trying to drive me to the edge
So the other day, I have the munchies and think to myself, "wow, you know what'd be great? Oh thats right, a handful of special k with berries cereal!" So I dip my innocent hungry fist into the box and pull out one of those freeze dried strawberries. I think, "I wonder what these taste like," naturally I took a small bite out of it and then proceeded to investigate the inners of said berry. TO MY HORROR, it was no mere berry, but instead a HUGE caterpillar (may I say that caterpillars look remarkably like maggots?) I was VERY displeased, as one might imagine. I will post the pictures tomorrow of that abomination!
Fast forward from maggot strawberry incident about 2 hours--The scene opens with me doing an absurd amount of algebra , looking very frustrated. As I struggled with my almost infantile algebraic skills, I felt my ear etch. As is reasonable I quickly reached up to get the itch! BUT BEWARE, this was no ordinary tingling sensation. It was caused by 8 tiny feet SKITTERING into my ear! I accidentally squished the disgusting spider when i pulled it off, so not only was I horrified, some poor soul lost his life.
SO to whoever is planning these vicious attacks, I WILL NEVER SURRENDER !!!
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